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Even if he can’t throw a ball to save his life, his costume references sports. Here’s a greasy dude dressed like an American football player:Īnd below is an even greasier Gay dressed as a football player. Unless it’s one of those pansy sports like figure skating. Rule #7: You can never go wrong with anything sports-themed. However, if you cut off half your costume you will definitely make friends. No one is going to want to hang out with you if you look like this gross convict.
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Rule #6: If you dress as someone poor or unsuccessful, make it sexy!
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Gay waiter costumes are like white person waiter costumes except with way less clothes and with way bigger muscles. Take, for example, this white dude dressed as a waiter: Rule #5: If you can’t think of anything to be for Halloween, go with the basics. Oh Santa, who brings us presents at Christmas:Īnd Gay Santa who is the present on Halloween: Here is how this nerd dresses as Mickey Mouse, America’s most beloved rodent.īut why wear all those clothes when you can look this sexy?Ī fun tip for Gay Homosexuals is that as long as you have one prop (like gloves or a hat) you can get away with wearing just a speedo or underwear. Rule #4: Find a cherished cultural icon and ruin it for children forever. Here is how your typical dweeb dresses up as a sailor (no offense to the dweeb pictured):Īnd here is how a Homosexual Gay Eastern European dresses as a sailor: What, you ask, is better than a cop? A sexy cop. Rule #3: You can always count on costumes that reference “masc” professions. And yes, I realize it’s “Scot” not “Scottish” but I thought Scottish was funnier.įor cultural stereotypes, also consider going as a Sexy Indian: First one has a raging case of StraightFace and the second one has major Gayface). (Sidenote: I cannot confirm the sexual preferences of the above models. Here is a straight man dressed as a Scottish:Īnd here is a Gay Homosexual dressed as a Scottish. Live a little! Nothing says iconic childhood video game character like leather gogo shorts, right? If you’re a Gay Homosexual, find a way to make the costume sexy and provocative. Here is what an upstanding person would wear if they dressed up as Mario and Luigi: Rule #1: Make sure your costume is easily recognizable.
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And yes, by “sexy” I mean offensively revealing and slutty. Also included are ten tips for making your costume sexy. Below are some examples of Gay Halloween costumes, juxtaposed against the original, more conservative versions.
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Like the American Female, Gay Homosexuals like to attend Halloween parties in teeny tiny outfits that show a lot of skin and give a slight nod to a cultural icon or popular movie character. But somewhere along the way it went from a carefree holiday about getting as much candy as possible to a stress-ridden competition about who can find the cleverest rationale for dressing like a male prostitute. I have always loved Halloween and costumes. I come from a place where the whole neighborhood pitched in to make trick-or-treating super fun. My Siblings & Me On Halloween, 1986 (I’m The Grey Mouse)Įvery autumn, my brain fills with memories of trick-or-treating, homemade costumes, spiced apple cider, haunted houses, and plastic pumpkins filled with candy.